We are the keepers of the world's most confidential, top-secret information. And by "top-secret", we mean we just wrote it on a_goals.
View the Secret StashOur database contains 427,000 records, 12 of which are actual secrets. The rest are just our lunch receipts from 2018.
Our average leak response time is 3.4 seconds, with a median response time of 2.1 seconds. We're not sure what's more impressive: our data or our ability to make up statistics.
Our most popular secret is the recipe for our favorite snack food: Cheetos. We've had 12 requests for it in the past week alone.
And don't even get us started on the time we spilled the beans (literally) about the new employee handbook.